- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Take part of what?

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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