- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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