- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

hey hey apple

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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