- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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