Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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