- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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