- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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