- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

My mum is called Steve

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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