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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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