- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

i have two hands.

Gus's mom

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

how much fish could a chicken

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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