Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

asians have slitted eyes lol

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

I'm rick james bitch

kieran is a homosexual

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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