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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two girls have a cup .

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

my gramma died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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