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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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