- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Steve Jobs is alive.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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