- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

knock knock go away

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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