Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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