Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

A blonde dies Lololol

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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