- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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