- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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