Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Grace Ackerson

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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