- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What is funnier then 25 9/11

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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