What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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All of these jokes are about white people

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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whats black and strange a paki

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Potassium? K.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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