- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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