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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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