When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

whats green and lives in the water

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

knock knock come in

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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