how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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