- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

you will like this because i am black.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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