I like that, but why am I happy?

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Eric is gay Ha

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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How old are you? 7

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