- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What's up? Your time.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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