what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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