- Anti Joke

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.