- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Your mom.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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