- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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