- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Tall asians

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A Chinese man fails a math test

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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