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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

what is 3+3= 8

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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