why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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