Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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