What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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I? Everett

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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