- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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