Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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