an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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