- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

13 =B you just learned something

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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