Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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FUCK YOU

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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