If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...