- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

You're a big fat monkey.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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