- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

why did you poop because you are a poop

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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