Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What? Huh?

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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