What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Rylan Clark

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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