- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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