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Communism hehe xd

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Anti Joke

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