Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

One, two, three, four and five

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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