A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

your face

oh hey.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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