- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

I C U P White stuff

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

whats the stage after cancer? you die

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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