- Anti Joke

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point