It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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