- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Once upon a time a was born

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Knock Knock Come in

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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