- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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