- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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