How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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A sober Irish individual.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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