Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Granny porn!

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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