What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Tony Romo

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

a man makes a bad joke

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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