What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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