A black man walks out of a police station

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

how do you win a game try your best

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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