Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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