Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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