- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

The Labour Party.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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