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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What is the name of the car? What

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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