- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A pope meets another one

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

jews

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Knock knock knock OCD

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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