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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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