- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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