- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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