What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What do I hate? people

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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