a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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I named my son ps2 controller

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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