- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

A lot eh?

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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