Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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like if your cool

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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