- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A women left the kitchen.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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