Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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