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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

So FDR walks into a bar.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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