- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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