- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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