- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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