- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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