A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Lololol

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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