- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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