knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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