Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why? Because.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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