- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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