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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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