Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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