- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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