why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Andoni was here

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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