- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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