- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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