Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Donald Trump

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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