- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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