- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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