Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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