- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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