why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Maths.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Anti Joke

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