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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what looks like a banana? a penis

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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