What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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