- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

i like it in the mouth

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Racial equality.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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