What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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69.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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