Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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