- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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