- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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