- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

A russian gives away vodka.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Maths.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Happy Monday!

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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