- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Pain Olympics.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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