How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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kieran is a homosexual

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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