- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

I love alchohol!

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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