- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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