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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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