- Anti Joke

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.