Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

angelo snyder is not ga

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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