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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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