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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

salad days!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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