- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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