- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

One, two, three, four and five

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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