- Anti Joke

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

here's a joke... the american education society

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"