- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A baby seal walks into a club.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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