- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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