- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

womens rights.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Andoni was here

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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