What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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