What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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