There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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