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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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