- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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