- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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