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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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