What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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