Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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