- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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