- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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