- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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