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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

God is real.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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