- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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