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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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