What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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