- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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