Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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