Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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