- Anti Joke

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

outside your comfort zone

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!