IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

I am quite mature.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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