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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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