HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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An Asian with a big dick.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Anti Joke

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