A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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