- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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