- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

homosexual rights to marriage

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

diarrhea.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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