- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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