whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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