- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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