- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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