Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Maths.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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