I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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