A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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