A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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