- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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