what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Cheese

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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