look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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