knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

every cloud has a silver lining

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Black people stink of shite!

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