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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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