whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

you see theres this guy.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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