How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is 9+10? 19

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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