- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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