- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

nolan is gay

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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