- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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