- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

I'm hungry.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Women's Rights

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Micheal Curran...that is all.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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