- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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