- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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