A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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