Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you call two dog? dogs

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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