Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Im taking a shit right now.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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