- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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