- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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