- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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