- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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