there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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