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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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