The Labour Party.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What page are you on The gay page.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Q: knok knok A: Im home

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Click here for free sandwich.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

your mom was so fat that she died.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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