- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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