- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

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