A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

I am a mime

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Anti Joke

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