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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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