Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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