Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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