why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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A pope meets another one

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hers a joke... japanese people

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Rylan Clark

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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