- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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