Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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