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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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