a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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