- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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