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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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