A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What is 9+10? 19

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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A lot eh?

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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