- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

here's a joke... the american education society

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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