How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A man did not like this site

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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