Justin Beiber is a good singer

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

I'm Polish.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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