What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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why dont they make black forks

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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