When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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