your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

thumb_up thumb_down -20

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -20

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

thumb_up thumb_down -22

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

thumb_up thumb_down -22

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops