Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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