- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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