Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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