What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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