- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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