What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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