why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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