Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Sarah Palin.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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