One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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drugs.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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