- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Andoni was here

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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