One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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my penis

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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