- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Knock knock... Home invasion

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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