What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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