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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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