- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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