- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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