- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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