What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Women's Rights

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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