- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

I? Everett

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Tunechi

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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