- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

I think everybody should have a penis.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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