Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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