Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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karn chevalier

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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justin beiber sucks

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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