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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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