Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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