- Anti Joke

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.