What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

XD Jackass.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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