Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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