Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

I'm homeless.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

antonio has a penis head.lol

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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