Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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