- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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