- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

george goodburn is secretly mexican

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

men's rights activists

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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