What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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