- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Yellow People !!

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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