- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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