- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Nobody cares maddie!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Where's my baby??

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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