- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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