- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Communism hehe xd

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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