- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How you know when dislextic

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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