Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

test

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

womans rights...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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