Turkey Balls

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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a black man pays his child support

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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