- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

the economy.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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