whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Denard Robinson

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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american idol

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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