- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

what are you mike bibby?

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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