What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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