There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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