- Anti Joke

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A chicken walked into the bar...

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer