What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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