Andoni was here

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Burp

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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