Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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1 error prohibited this post from being saved There were problems with the following fields: * Body can't be blank

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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