- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

The Labour Party.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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