why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Granny porn!

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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