- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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