- Anti Joke

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family