- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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