- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

you see theres this guy.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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