A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Kenny G

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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9:11 make a wish

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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