why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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