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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

does this look unsure to you?

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

69.... is a number

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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