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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

The Bible

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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