- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's funnier than 24? 25

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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