Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Guess what? The Game.

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