- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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