- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

I'm homeless.

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