How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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