- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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