Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

I hate Jews The Holocaust

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What do I hate? people

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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