eoin burgin is fat

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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