- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

womens rights

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

like if your cool

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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