- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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