Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

I love you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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