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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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