Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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America

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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