My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Gus's mom

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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