- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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