- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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