- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

women's rights.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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