An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

XD Jackass.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Allah walked into AK Bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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