Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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