Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

My spelling is horrible

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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