A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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One, two, three, four and five

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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