- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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