A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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justin beiber sucks

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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karn chevalier

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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