- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Knock knock Come in

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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