- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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