- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Knock knock. Get out!!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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