- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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