Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Xbox One

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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a man checks his mypsace

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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