Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Pain Olympics.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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