- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

guess what? bannanas

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Charlie Sheen

Women deserve equal rights.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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