- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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