Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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sky silverstein

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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