- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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