- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

knock knock who's there ?

roses are red violets should be purple

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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