- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Good job, son.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A fat guy!

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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