- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

I love pissing people off :P

Donald Trump

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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