- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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