- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's 9+10? 19

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

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