what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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