- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

roses are red violets should be purple

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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