- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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