- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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