- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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