An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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