It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Denard Robinson

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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