That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

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