- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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