- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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