Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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