You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Tunechi

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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