- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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