A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

HEY!

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

guess what what ...

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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