- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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