- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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