A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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How you know when dislextic

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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