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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What did Reed read? A. Read?

this website is a bad joke

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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