What rhymes with milk...milf

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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