- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Come in

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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