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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Your mom is so old she died

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

knock knock Goodbye

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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