- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why dont they make black forks

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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