Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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America

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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