- Anti Joke

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress