- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Indians

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Read a Book.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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