- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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