An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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