Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Men's rights

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God is real.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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