- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's 1+1? 69.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

George W. Bush

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Pain Olympics.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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