A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

i like it in the mouth

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

what's funny about war? nothing!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

How many light bulbs? 1

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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