Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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