What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

A russian gives away vodka.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What page are you on The gay page.

HELLO EVERYONE

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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