- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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