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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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