A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

school homewrok

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's white and gluey Glue

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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