- Anti Joke

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What do you call an amazing person Good

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Tony Romo

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.