- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Anti-jokes are funny.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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