Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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womens rights

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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