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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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