- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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