What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Stop. Seriously stop.

I love you

Knock knock... Home invasion

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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