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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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