What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Poop

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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