People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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