- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Happy Monday!

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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