Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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Anti Joke

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