what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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