- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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