- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Tall asians

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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