- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Take wrong turns

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

i dont care if you rate me or not

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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