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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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