- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

yolo your orange looks orange

A cat playing laser tag.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Can anyone Lenin money?

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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