- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Barack Obama is a good president.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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