- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

are you saying pam, or pan?

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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