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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Knock knock Come in

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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