- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

HEY!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

HELLO EVERYONE

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Actually it was me Josh brown

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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