- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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