- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A women left the kitchen.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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