Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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woman's rights

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Yes

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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