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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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