Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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