Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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