Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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