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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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