Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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