Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Daniel is a fag

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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