Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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