You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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