Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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I love alchohol!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Anti Joke

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