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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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