- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

whatdumb and gay stewart price

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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