Sex education in Texas.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Obama

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