Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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