A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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