- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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