What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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