I'm rick james bitch

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Anyone can post anything.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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