What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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