- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Knock Knock Come in

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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