A seal walks into a club.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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I am a mime

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Anti Joke

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