- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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