- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Take part of what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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