- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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