- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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