- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

your face

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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