- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

A guy walks into a bar

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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