- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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