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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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