- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

roses are red violets should be purple

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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