- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Your big dick.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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