- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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