In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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