How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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