- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

whats brown and sticky? Doody

You idiot.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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