Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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