- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Where's my baby??

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A penis walks into a bar..

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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