- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No it doesnt..

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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