- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

A man goes to the potty.

How about that airline food?

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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