- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Andoni was here

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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