What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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A gay man watches football.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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