- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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