Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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