What's 1+1? 69.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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