- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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