Tall asians

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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