- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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