Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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