A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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