- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

God is real.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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