- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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