- Anti Joke

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.