What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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