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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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