- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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