It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why? Because.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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