A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

The chickens have become self-aware!

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Ben Corbishley

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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