- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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