- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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