What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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