What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Racial equality.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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NEVER

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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