Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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13 =B you just learned something

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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