YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

you see theres this guy.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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