- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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