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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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