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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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