- Anti Joke

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels