- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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