- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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