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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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