Pain Olympics.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

My cat just died.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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