- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

human centipede

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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