Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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