What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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