- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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