- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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