A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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