Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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