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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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