Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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A guy walks into a bar

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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