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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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