Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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