- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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