- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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