Gus's mom

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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