What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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