Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

In soviet Russia...things are different

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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