- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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