Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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