Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Tilt your screen back .

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why do fat people commit suicide

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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