- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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