How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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