- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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