- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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