- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A dog was barking at a tree

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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