What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Women's professional sports

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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