- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

how much fish could a chicken

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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