- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

a black man pays his child support

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Turkey Balls

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

My mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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