- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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