- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

i like it in the mouth

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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