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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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