You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock Come in

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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