It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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