A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Chris Bosh's neck

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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