- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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