- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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