- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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