What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Neither have I

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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