What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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