Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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