- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Albino African Americans

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

The cream, it is coming

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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