- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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