- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Dude man, I'm high...

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

No soup for you!

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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