- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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