So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Men's rights

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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