- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Once upon a time a was born

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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