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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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