- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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