Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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