Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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