Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Jimmy Saville

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

The chickens have become self-aware!

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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