- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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