A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Anyone can post anything.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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