An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

So, this joke isn't funny.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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