- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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