- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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