- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

An orphan falls off a cliff.

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