Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

how man

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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