What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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justin beiber sucks

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Feminism.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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