Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Click here to end the world.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

you will like this because i am black.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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