What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

hers a joke... japanese people

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

A pope meets another one

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Rylan Clark

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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