Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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