- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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