- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Rylan Clark

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

i have yougurt mit traktor

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

you see theres this guy.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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