their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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