A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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