- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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