- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

The holocaust

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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