- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What do u call a cripple Biv

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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