What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Tall asians

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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