- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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