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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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