A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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