What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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pudding

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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