Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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