Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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