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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

I wrote a funny joke.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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