Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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