- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, yup.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A chicken walked into the bar...

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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