what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Maths.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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