What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

My spelling is horrible

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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