One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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