Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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