What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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NEVER

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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