Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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