- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

I love pissing people off :P

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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