- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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