- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A guy walks into a bar

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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