A black man walks out of a police station

Take part of what?

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

how do you win a game try your best

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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