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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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