- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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