- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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