- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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