- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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