The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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