- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What's white and gluey Glue

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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