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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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