- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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