- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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