- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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