Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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