- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Knock knock, COME IN!

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