Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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