- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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