why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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