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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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