- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Wanna hear a joke? no

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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