- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Roses are red, yup.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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