A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Antijokes...

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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