What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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