Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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