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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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