- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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