An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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My jeans

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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