Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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