whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

homosexual rights to marriage

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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