- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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