- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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