what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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