- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

what came first the chicken or the chips

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