- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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