- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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