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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

alert("Hello");

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

A young baby died.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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