Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A car walks into a bar.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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