Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Fat people

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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