- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I am a mime

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

A storm be brewin!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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