- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

How old are you? 7

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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