What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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