- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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