- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A gay man watches football.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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