Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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