- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Antijokes...

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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