- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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