- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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