- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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