what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

batman farted so hes retarded

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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