A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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An anti-joke

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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