- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

If life gives you lemonade.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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