- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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