- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Womans baksetball...

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Men's rights

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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