What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

The Labour Party.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

how do you win a game try your best

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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