How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Yanter, Look it up

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

I'm homeless.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Dane Cook makes a joke.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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