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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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