what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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