Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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A man did not like this site

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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