Sarah Palin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Take part of what?

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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