- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

America

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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