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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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