A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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