- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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