- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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