- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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