What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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