- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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