what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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