- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

I'm Coming

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

A fat guy!

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

i'm hard

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