- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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