- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

this website is a bad joke

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What is 9+10? 19

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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