What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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