- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

quantum physics?

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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