Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Men's rights

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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