- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Massie is a fatass

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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