- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Youre mom is so dead...

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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