Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Black people stink of shite!

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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