- Anti Joke

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.