what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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