- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

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