- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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