what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Knock Knock Come in

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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