Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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