- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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