- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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