Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

ever tried african food? they neither

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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