- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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