what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Women deserve equal rights.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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