- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Roses are red, yup.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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