A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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