What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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