- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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