- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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