- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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