What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

HEY!

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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