how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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