- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

In soviet Russia...things are different

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??