A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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