Detroit has a low crime rate

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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