Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

how do you win a game try your best

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A black man walks out of a police station

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Take part of what?

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Anti Joke

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