- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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