- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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