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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

13 =B you just learned something

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

hey hey apple

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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