- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

will you like this joke my sources say no

like if your cool

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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