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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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