- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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