- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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