Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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69.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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