- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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