- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

a man checks his mypsace

Where's the soap?

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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