What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

pull my finger (farts)

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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