A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Anti Joke

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