- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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