- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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