- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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