knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What do I hate? people

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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