- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Cheese

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

A black man walks out of a police station

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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