What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

roses are red violets should be purple

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

what came first the chicken or the chips

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What is green and slow Grass.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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