Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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