Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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