This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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