- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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