- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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