What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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