- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

how do you win a game try your best

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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