- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Take part of what?

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Sarah Palin.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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