- Anti Joke

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.