- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

i like it in the mouth

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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