- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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