yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Knock Knock Who's there

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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