- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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