- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

knock knock come in

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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