- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Yanter, Look it up

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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