- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

my gramma died

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

batman farted so hes retarded

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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