- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

here's a joke... the american education society

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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