- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Justin beiber's penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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