- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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