I think everybody should have a penis.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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