- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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