Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Knock knock knock OCD

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A penis walks into a bar..

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Where's my baby??

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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