- Anti Joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.