An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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