- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's the new green? Green

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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