- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

A russian gives away vodka.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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