- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Knock Knock Who did that?

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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