Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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womens rights

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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