- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Knock knock, COME IN!

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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