Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Maths.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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12/23/2012

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Badabing.

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Anti Joke

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