- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

If life gives you lemonade.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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