- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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