If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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