What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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A man did not like this site

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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