3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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