Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Your mom is so old she died

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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