Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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