- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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