- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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