- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Knock knock. Get out!!

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