- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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