- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A sober Irish individual.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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