- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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