Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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