- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

pretty soon we'll all be dead

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