A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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