- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

knock knock come in

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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