- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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