awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

I'm hungry.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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