- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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