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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

the WNBA.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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