Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Penis-biter

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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