- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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