- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Your girlfriend.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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