- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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