- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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