- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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