- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

what are you mike bibby?

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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