A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Tilt your screen back .

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Badabing.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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