- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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