- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

BIG MAC'S

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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