- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

NEVER

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Racial equality.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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