Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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The global news

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Chlamydia

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Anti Joke

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