I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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