- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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