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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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