- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Ehh

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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