- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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