- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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