what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

No

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Women's professional sports

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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