what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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