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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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