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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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