- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

The Ohio State Buckeyes

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What? Huh?

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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