I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

A pope meets another one

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

hers a joke... japanese people

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Rylan Clark

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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