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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

Why Did the throw up He was sick

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

You want to hear a joke? Republican

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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