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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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