Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

Knock Knock Come in

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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