Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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