- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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A guy walks into a bar

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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