- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

knock knock come in

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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