How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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how man

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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