- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Flowers are colors Love me

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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