- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What fires shots? A gun

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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