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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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