- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Wanna hear a joke? no

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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