- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

AIDS

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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