- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

The chickens have become self-aware!

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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