Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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