have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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