- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Death by kayak

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