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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Anyone can post anything.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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