- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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