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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

men's rights activists

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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