Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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