- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A black man walks out of a police station

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

why did you poop because you are a poop

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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