- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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