- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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