Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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