Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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