- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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