- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

My mom

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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