- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's better than a stick? A stone

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