What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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