- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

penisvaginaorgasm

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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