- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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