A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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