- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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