- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

No

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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