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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

human centipede

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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