Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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learn. advance!

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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