- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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