How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

dyslexics of the world untie!

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

matt is fat

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Anti Joke

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