A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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