Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Tony Romo

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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