A women left the kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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