- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

a man makes a bad joke

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

woman's rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Tony Romo

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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