- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

poopy is poopy

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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