- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's up? Your time.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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