Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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