What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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