A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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A cat playing laser tag.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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