Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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