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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Knock, Knock Come in

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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