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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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