- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

someone called someone else a frog

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

batman farted so hes retarded

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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