Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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