why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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