A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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jews

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Anti Joke

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