- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

My children are mistakes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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