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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

My spelling is horrible

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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