- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A black man walks out of a police station

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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