Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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A man goes to the potty.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Tucker Rivera

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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