- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

knock knock come in

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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