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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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