Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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