- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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