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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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