What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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