- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

I'm rick james bitch

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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