what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Q: knok knok A: Im home

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