People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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