Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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sky silverstein

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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