- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Actually it was me Josh brown

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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