- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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