Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Rylan Clark

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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