- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Go away still nothing to see

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A gay man watches football.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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