- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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