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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Anyone can post anything.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why do fat people commit suicide

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

an emo girl walked into a white room

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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