- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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