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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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