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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

13 =B you just learned something

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

9/11 my birthday

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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