- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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