What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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