- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

will you like this joke my sources say no

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

My mom

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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