What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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