If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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silver bullet?

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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