How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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knock knock go away

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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