An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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