- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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