- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Hey how is your wife and my kids

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Tall asians

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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