The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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what's white and sticky semen

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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