- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

womens rights.

homosexuals are gay

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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