- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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