How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

God is real.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Men's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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