What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Cheese

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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