- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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