roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Knock knock It's open, come in

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

why did the blue berry cross the road

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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