- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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