- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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