- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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