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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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