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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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