- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here's a joke... the american education society

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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