What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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