Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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