- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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