- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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