- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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