- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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