What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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VITAMIN C!

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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