Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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