whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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