- Anti Joke

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What is the difference?

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Tony Romo

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.