- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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