- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Im taking a shit right now.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

My spelling is horrible

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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