a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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