- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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