Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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