- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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