Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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