- Anti Joke

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

knock knock come in

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end