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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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