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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

* anti-punchline

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Peas

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A gay man watches football.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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