- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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