- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penis walks into a bar..

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

batman farted so hes retarded

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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