- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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