- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Roses are red, yup.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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