- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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