How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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