your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

A sober Irish individual.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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