Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Anti Joke

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