What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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dat shoe shine tho

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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