How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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