- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

knock knock i have diarrhea

race-car = rac-ecar

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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