- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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