SHUT UP JP

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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