How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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