- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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