- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Cripples are lame.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Tony Romo

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

woman's rights

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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