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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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