This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Anti Joke

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