A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

My spelling is horrible

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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