Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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