like most people my age. im 27

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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