Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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