what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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a black man pays his child support

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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