why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Anyone can post anything.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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