What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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