A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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THe Election

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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