- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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