Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Once, I went to Peru.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Men's rights

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

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I'm homeless.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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