What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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