- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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