- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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