- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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