- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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