- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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