- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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