What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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civil rights

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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