Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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