What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Flowers are colors Love me

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...