friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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