- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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