Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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