Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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