- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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