Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Anti Joke

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