- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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