- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Knock Knock? Come in.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do I hate? people

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Ol-ive

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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