- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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