Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

kieran is a homosexual

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

I'm rick james bitch

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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