- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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