Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What is green and slow Grass.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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