- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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