Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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