why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

drugs.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

bangers and mash?

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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