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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

why did you poop because you are a poop

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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