- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Neither have I

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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