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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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