A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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I'm homeless.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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