- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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