Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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