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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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