- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Your girlfriend.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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