- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Dwarf Shortage

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??