- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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