- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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