What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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NEVER

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Anti Joke

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