- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

The holocaust

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

why dont they make black forks

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