- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

I'm homeless.

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