- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

womens rights

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

like if your cool

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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