Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

batman farted so hes retarded

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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