Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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My spelling is horrible

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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