- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

my egg roll

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

pull my finger (farts)

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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