- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

a man makes a bad joke

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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