- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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