- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Get on the boat.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Where's my baby??

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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