What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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