- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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