- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A sober Irish individual.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A man goes to the potty.

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