- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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