- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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