There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

VITAMIN C!

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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