why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Penis-biter

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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