- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why dont they make black forks

this website is a bad joke

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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