- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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