Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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miha kako si?

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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