- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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