- Anti Joke

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.