- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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