- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

I put my baby in a microwave.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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