How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

guess what what ...

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

I'm hungry.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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