- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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