- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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