- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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