what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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