- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

antonis sister is mighty fine

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Yellow People !!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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