q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

One, two, three, four and five

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

13 =B you just learned something

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Please ignore this statement.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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