- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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