…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Read a Book.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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