Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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