- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??