Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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