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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

womens rights

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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