What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

knock knock who's there? your destiny

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Obama = ebola

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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