- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Women's Rights

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??