- Anti Joke

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Obama lin Baden.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.