- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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