What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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XD Jackass.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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