what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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