Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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eat a hot dog

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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