- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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