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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

how much fish could a chicken

A women left the kitchen.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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