- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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A sober Irish individual.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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