whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

a man makes a bad joke

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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