- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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