You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Sarah Palin.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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