Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Knock knock... Home invasion

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Stop. Seriously stop.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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