im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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An anti-joke

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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