- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What do I hate? people

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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