Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

knock knock Goodbye

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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