How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

roses are red poo is poo

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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