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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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