why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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