- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Anti-jokes are funny.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

like most people my age. im 27

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