Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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