- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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