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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Gus's mom

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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