- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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