- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??