- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What's 1+1? 69.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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