- Anti Joke

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.