- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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