- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Dwarf Shortage

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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