What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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