- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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