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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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