Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

HELLO EVERYONE

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What page are you on The gay page.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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