- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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