- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

bangers and mash?

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

the WNBA.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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