So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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