What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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antijoke is the best website.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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