- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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