what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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cory is gay

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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