- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A lot eh?

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what are you mike bibby?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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