What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

I hate you.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

no

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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