Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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james schmitt whats your last name

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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I hate you.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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