Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

jokes r dumb

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Women's rights.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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