Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

josh simpson has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What's 9 +10 19

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Anti Joke

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