- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Women's rights.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Jews for Jesus

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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