- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

I got shot, you laughed

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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