- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What's big? Jupiter.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Steering Wheel Face.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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