What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Religion

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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son, you're adopted.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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