I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Women's rights

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Turtles

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

kennah campion... being nice

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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