- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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