Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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The WNBA.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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What is a dog? Bark

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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