Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What's 9 +10 19

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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i have 2 penises

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Penis

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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