- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Freedom of Speech

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Turtles

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

did you ever see a butter fly?

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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