What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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The jets are a good team..

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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A black succeeds

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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