What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is Jason? Black.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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