Pandas Everywhere!!!

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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jokes r dumb

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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does this look unsure to you?

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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