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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Rick Perry.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

does this look unsure to you?

What's 6 + 9? 15.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Women's rights.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

The chicken crossed the road.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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