- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

why did the chicken cross the road

I like to eat.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Obama

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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