Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

james schmitt whats your last name

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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