What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Women's rights.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

A black succeeds

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

So one time this woman was learning...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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