why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What is Jason? Black.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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black people. that is all...

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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