- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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