Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

No joke.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

The chicken crossed the road.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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