roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Steering Wheel Face.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

I got shot, you laughed

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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