what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Lacrosse

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Turtles

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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knock knock go away

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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