How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Obama

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What's 9 +10 19

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Freedom of Speech

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Turtles

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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