- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

arse

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Womens rights.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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