A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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I like to eat.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Obama

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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