An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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