- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What comes after "Q" R

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Steering Wheel Face.

DANA

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

The WNBA.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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