- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

live babies

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Turtles

does this look unsure to you?

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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