How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Child Prostitution.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Anti Joke

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