what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

i have aids and a chode

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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black people. that is all...

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Is Carly smart? No.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

The mets are 3-0 this season

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

So one time this woman was learning...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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