what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Lacrosse

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What is 6 plus 9? 15

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Turtles

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

knock knock go away

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Where to, sir? Forward.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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