- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Steering Wheel Face.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Freedom of Speech

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Women's rights

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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