Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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penis

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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black people. that is all...

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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dildo

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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