What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Freedom of Speech

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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live babies

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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penis

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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