Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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I hate you.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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1+1= 69

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Black people are innocent.

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