- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Women's rights.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

arse

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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