Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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William Raines.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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dildo

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I hate you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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