- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

kennah campion... being nice

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

live babies

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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