How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Jess Burns

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Why Because

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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