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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

A black succeeds

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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So one time this woman was learning...

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

I have no joke. u mad?

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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