how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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I like to eat.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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jgkbk,mn

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Women's rights

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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jokes r dumb

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