knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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