What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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potato

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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why did the man die? he got shot

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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