Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Anti jokes are funny

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Women's rights

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

jokes r dumb

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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