Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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gays

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is a dog? Bark

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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