How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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gays

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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