- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Black people stink of shite!

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Guest what in the butt

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

What would Muhammed do?

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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