- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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