- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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