An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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