- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Hats better than a stick? A stone

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