- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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