- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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