- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A russian gives away vodka.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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