- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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