Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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anti jokes are really funny

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knock knock come in

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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