is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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