- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Winter

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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