why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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