- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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