- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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