- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

A Chinese man fails a math test

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