- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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