What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

your so fat. your fat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

were you expecting a joke

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What's big and messy? A big mess

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

cory is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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