A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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