why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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