what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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