What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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