- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's 1+1? 69.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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