- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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