- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

a man makes a bad joke

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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