- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

batman farted so hes retarded

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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