- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A guy walks into a bar

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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