- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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