- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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