What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Black people stink of shite!

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

whats gay and american? a gay american

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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