- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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