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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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