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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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