A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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I'm hungry.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Anti Joke

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