A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

You know whats annoying? Steve

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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