- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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