- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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