Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Anti Joke

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