- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How many light bulbs? 1

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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