Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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