- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Death by kayak

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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