Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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