Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

You know whats annoying? Steve

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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