- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

are you saying pam, or pan?

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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