- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

yolo your orange looks orange

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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