- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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