A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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