A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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