So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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