Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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