- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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