Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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