- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

13 =B you just learned something

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Please ignore this statement.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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