What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Guest what in the butt

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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