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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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