- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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