Pain Olympics.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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