You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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