- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

your face

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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