What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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