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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

how do you call someone? use a phone

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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