- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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