knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A sober Irish individual.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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