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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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