- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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