What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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justin beiber sucks

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Tall asians

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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