Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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