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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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