roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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