Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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miha kako si?

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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