why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Anti Joke

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