- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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