- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Go away still nothing to see

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

A gay man watches football.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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