What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Democracy.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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