A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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