- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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