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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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