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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

I have a really funny joke.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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