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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

knock knock who's there ?

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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