The Labour Party.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

how do you win a game try your best

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

HELLO EVERYONE

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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