- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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