What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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bite me

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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