I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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