- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Knock Knock.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

womens rights.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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