- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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