- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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