- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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