- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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