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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What's one plus one? two.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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