Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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i'm hard

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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