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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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