- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A man did not like this site

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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