i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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