- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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