- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

God is real.

Men's rights

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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