Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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