It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Go away still nothing to see

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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