- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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