- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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