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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

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