Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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