What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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your mom.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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