- Anti Joke

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can