- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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