What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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