- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Knock Knock. Doors open

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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