yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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