- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

your mom was so fat that she died.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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