- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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