An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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