- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

knock knock Goodbye

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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