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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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