- Anti Joke

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.