Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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BIG MAC'S

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Pain Olympics.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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