- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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