- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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