- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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