What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Communism hehe xd

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what are you mike bibby?

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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