- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

how do you call someone? use a phone

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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