- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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