what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Anti Joke

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