Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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guess what? bannanas

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Where's the soap?

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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