- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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