knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

13 =B you just learned something

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Please ignore this statement.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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