- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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