what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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