- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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