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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

how do you win a game try your best

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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