What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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