- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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