so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

AIDS

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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