- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A pope meets another one

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Knock knock knock OCD

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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