- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Weaner

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

My dog barks when someones at the door.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

fridge

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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