What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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