Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

miha kako si?

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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