a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What page are you on The gay page.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A black man walks out of a police station

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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