- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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