SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Knock Knock Come in

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

AIDS

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...