- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

how do you win a game try your best

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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