- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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