did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

You idiot.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Anti Joke

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