- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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