- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

womens rights

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

womens rights.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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