- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

knock knock who's there ?

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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