- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

knock knock Goodbye

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Your mom is so old she died

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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