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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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