HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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