- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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