A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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dallen loves penis

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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black people swimming

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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dead dibbs

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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your so fat. your fat!

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were you expecting a joke

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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