When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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