- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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