- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Once upon a time a was born

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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