What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Gus's mom

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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