- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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