Cat ate a battery, did volts.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

Anti Joke

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