A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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