- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock Come in

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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