Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Roses are red, yup.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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quantum physics?

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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