- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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