- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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