- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Where's my baby??

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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