- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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