- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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