- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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