what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Indians

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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