- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

antonio has a penis head.lol

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Yellow People !!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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