Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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