- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Eric is gay Ha

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Communism hehe xd

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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