What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Anti Joke

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