- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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