This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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