- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

There was a chicken. It squarked.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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