- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

bangers and mash?

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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