- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Detroit has a low crime rate

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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