- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A sober Irish individual.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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