I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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My jeans

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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