- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What is green and slow Grass.

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