- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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