why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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autistic kids rock

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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