What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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