- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Please ignore this statement.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

13 =B you just learned something

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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