What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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