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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Im taking a shit right now.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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