- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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