What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Massie is a fatass

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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