- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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