so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Potassium? K.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Anti Joke

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