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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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