Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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