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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

whats gay and american? a gay american

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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