- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's white and sticky semen

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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