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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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