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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Boob

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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