What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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A man did not like this site

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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