- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What's white and gluey Glue

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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