What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

autistic kids rock

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

how man

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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