Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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