- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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