- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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