- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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