Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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A man goes to the potty.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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