Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

America

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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