- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

kieran is a homosexual

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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