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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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