Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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i'm hard

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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13 =B you just learned something

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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9/11 my birthday

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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