A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Turkey Balls

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

My mom

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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