- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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