- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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