- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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