Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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justin beiber sucks

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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