- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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