Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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