- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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