- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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