- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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