what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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