What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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