- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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