Albino African Americans

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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