- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A pope meets another one

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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