- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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