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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

human centipede

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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