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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Turkey Balls

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A car walks into a bar.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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