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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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