- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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