What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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