Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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