- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Where's my baby??

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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