- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

a black man walks out of popeyes

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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