- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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