- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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