- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

I'm Coming

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

womens rights

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

knock,knock you suck

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