- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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