- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

the WNBA.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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