- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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