- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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