There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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I don't get it

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Your big dick.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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