- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Communism hehe xd

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