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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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