Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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