What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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kennah campion when she talks

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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