I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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