- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

whats black and strange a paki

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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