- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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