How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

whats hairy and crys your mom

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Sex education in Texas.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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