Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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