How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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