Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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were you expecting a joke

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your so fat. your fat!

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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