Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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