A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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My cat just died.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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BIG MAC'S

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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