What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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