- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Knock knock. Its open.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

chuck norris

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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