- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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