- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

bangers and mash?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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