- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

i'm hard

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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I wrote a funny joke.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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