You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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NEVER

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Racial equality.

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Anti Joke

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