Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Black people stink of shite!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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