- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What is green and slow Grass.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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