- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

hi michael

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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