- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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