Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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