the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Jesus Christ

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

hey hey apple

13 =B you just learned something

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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