- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

penis. nuff said.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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