Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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karn chevalier

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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