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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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