Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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You are joking right?

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Maths.

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