while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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