- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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