Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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i'm hard

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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