- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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