- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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