- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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