- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

How you know when dislextic

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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