- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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