Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Anti Joke

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