- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why? Because.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Knock, knock. Come in.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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