- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

I'm hungry.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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