- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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