- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Get on the boat.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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