How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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A young baby died.

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alert("Hello");

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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