what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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