When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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