Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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