Whats 1+1? window!

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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