- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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