- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

13 =B you just learned something

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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