Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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