- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

bangers and mash?

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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