What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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