A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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