- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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