Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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