- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Knock Knock Who's there

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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