Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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My spelling is horrible

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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