- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

whats black and strange a paki

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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