- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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