- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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