What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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womens rights

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Anti Joke

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