how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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