What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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