- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

guess what what ...

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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