Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Knock Knock Come in

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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