Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's white and gluey Glue

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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