- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

like if your cool

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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