- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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