- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Weaner

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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