- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Men's rights

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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