How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Pain Olympics.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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