What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Hello

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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