- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Whats black and gay? Obama

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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