- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

human centipede

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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