- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Gay rights.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's stupid a light bulb.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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