- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.