- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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