- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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