Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Anti Joke

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