- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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