- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

The Labour Party.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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