How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What page are you on The gay page.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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