Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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human centipede

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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