what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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pobody's nerfect

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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bite me

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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