- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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