- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the dog die? He was old

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

XD Jackass.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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