what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

dat shoe shine tho

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Turkey Balls

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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