How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Thats what she said

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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