- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

the power to turn magnetism into light

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What would Muhammed do?

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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