- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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