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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

So FDR walks into a bar.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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