3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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