- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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