- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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