- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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