His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

salad days!

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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