- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

every cloud has a silver lining

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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