- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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