- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

yolo your orange looks orange

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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