Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

hers a joke... japanese people

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Eric is gay Ha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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