- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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