- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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