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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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