What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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