- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

my egg roll

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

what is 3+3= 8

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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