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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

I <3 Hitler

Knock, knock. Come in.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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