- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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