deez nuts

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Black people stink of shite!

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Guest what in the butt

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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