Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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