what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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