Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

you will like this because i am black.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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