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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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