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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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