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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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