- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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