- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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