A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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