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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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