- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

the power to turn magnetism into light

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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