How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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