Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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I'm homeless.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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God is real.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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