- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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