- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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