- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

how man

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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