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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

roses are red poo is poo

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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