- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A sober Irish individual.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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