- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

A man did not like this site

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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