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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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