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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

human centipede

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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