- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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