- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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