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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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