- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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