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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.