What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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