- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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