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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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