What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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