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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Roses are red, yup.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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