- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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