Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Anti Joke

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