Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Long joke Your such a downey

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A man goes to the potty.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

This is an anti-joke.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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