MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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drugs.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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