- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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