- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

A blonde dies Lololol

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

like most people my age. im 27

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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