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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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