- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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