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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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