- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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