- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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