- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

HELLO EVERYONE

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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