- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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