Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

The Labour Party.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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