What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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