What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Ben Corbishley

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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