What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A dog was barking at a tree

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Eric is gay Ha

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Communism hehe xd

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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