Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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