You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did John name his dog? Doggy

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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