why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Cheese

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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