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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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