Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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women's rights, lol

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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HOLY COW!

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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potatoes

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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