Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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