Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Guest what in the butt

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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