- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Knock Knock? Come in.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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