A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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