- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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