What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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