- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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