- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Gus's mom

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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