How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

how do you win a game try your best

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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