A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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i dont fisish anythi

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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