- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

I'm homeless.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Massie is a fatass

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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