Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What's blue? The sky.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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www.xnxx.com

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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