- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

My mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

womens rights

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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