While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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