- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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