- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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