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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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