- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??