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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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