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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A black man walks out of a police station

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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