- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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