- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

I'm rick james bitch

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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