- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

jews

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??