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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What is the difference?

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a