- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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