- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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