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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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