What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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