A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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