Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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