- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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