- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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