Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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BIG MAC'S

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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