- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Flowers are colors Love me

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

How many light bulbs? 1

What's upside down? umop apisdn

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