- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle