A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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