- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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