- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Take wrong turns

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

deez nuts

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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