What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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