- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A storm be brewin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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