Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Anti Joke

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