What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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