why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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