"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

White men's rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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