- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Women outside of the kitchen.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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