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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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