womens rights

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What do we call Osama? Osama

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

like if your cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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