What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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