Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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