Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

A sober Irish individual.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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