What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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