- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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