- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Women's professional sports

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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