- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

woman's rights

how much fish could a chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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