What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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