- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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