- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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