- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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