- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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