Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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