Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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A guy walks into a bar

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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