What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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balls

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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