- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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