- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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