A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Once upon a time a was born

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Anti Joke

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