- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A women left the kitchen.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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