Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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