how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

guess what what ...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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