- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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