What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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