Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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