- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

what is 3+3= 8

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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