- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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