Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Your Mom

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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