- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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