A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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