Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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