- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??