Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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