- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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