- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Get on the boat.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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