Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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