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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

One, two, three, four and five

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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