- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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