- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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