Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down -13

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

thumb_up thumb_down -13

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

thumb_up thumb_down -13

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

thumb_up thumb_down -13

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

thumb_up thumb_down -13

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

thumb_up thumb_down -13

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

thumb_up thumb_down -13

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops