How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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