- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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