- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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