Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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