- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

My mom

What do you call a bear. Rob.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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