- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

human centipede

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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