- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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