- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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