- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Democracy.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

learn. advance!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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