My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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matt is fat

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Anti Joke

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