- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Neither have I

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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