- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Take part of what?

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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