- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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