- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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