Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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