- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??