Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

A sober Irish individual.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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