- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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