a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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