- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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