2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

bangers and mash?

Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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