Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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