why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

someone called someone else a frog

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

batman farted so hes retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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