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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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