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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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