How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Do the roar!

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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