- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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