- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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