- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Women's Rights..

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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