What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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hers a joke... japanese people

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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