- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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