- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

9/11 my birthday

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

every knight i see an owl at window

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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