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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Where's the soap?

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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