A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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how much fish could a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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