How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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