Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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