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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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