- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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