- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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