What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

My cat just died.

BIG MAC'S

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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