- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

a man makes a bad joke

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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