Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I am a mime

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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