- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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