- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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