What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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