Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

i like it in the mouth

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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