my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

What's just not right? Left

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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