- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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