What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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