- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

a man makes a bad joke

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

here's a joke... the american education society

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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