- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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