Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

So, same time tomorrow then?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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