Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What is the difference?

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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