There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What page are you on The gay page.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Sarah Palin.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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