Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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I'm Polish.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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