- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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