- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

BIG MAC'S

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Pain Olympics.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's 1+1? 69.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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