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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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