Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Your big dick.

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bangers and mash?

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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