- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

knock knock who's there ?

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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