- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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