- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A storm be brewin!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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