- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

you will like this because i am black.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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