- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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