- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Knock Knock. Come in.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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