Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Anti Joke

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