Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Tall asians

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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