A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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