- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

there once was a chicken it was yellow

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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