How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

A Chinese man fails a math test

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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