What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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