An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Your mom.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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