- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Tony Romo

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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