- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

I am a mime

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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