- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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