Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

you will like this because i am black.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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