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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

my egg roll

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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