A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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H o m o comes out as homo

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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