Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Hey Shea

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Your big dick.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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