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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's up? Your time.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A penis walks into a bar..

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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