What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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