- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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