- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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