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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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