Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Where's my baby??

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Anti Joke

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