What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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