SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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