- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

dyslexics of the world untie!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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