- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

I had 99 problems Solved them all

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Andoni was here

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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