- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Please ignore this statement.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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