I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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The holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Weaner

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Anti Joke

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