A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

homosexual rights to marriage

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

God is real.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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