- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What? Huh?

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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