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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Anti Joke

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