three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Anti Joke

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