- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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