- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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