- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

quantum physics?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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