- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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