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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?