EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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