- Anti Joke

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

what's funny about war? nothing!

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!