What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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