- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Eric is gay Ha

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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