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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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