- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Death by kayak

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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