Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Long joke Your such a downey

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Anti Joke

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