i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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