What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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