Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Take part of what?

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What page are you on The gay page.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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