- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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