how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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