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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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