- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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