- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

H o m o comes out as homo

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

A russian gives away vodka.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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