whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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