- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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