Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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drugs.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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the WNBA.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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