- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

NEVER

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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