- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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