Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

penis. nuff said.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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