- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man did not like this site

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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