- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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