What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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