- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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