What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

My cat just died.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

your face

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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