- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Want to hear a joke? Obama

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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