- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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