- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

if you don't like this you're gay

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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