- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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