Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

eoin burgin is fat

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Knock knock... Home invasion

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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