Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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A man did not like this site

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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