- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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