- Anti Joke

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What do you call an amazing person Good

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

h

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.