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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

penis. nuff said.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Knock Knock Come in

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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