Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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