- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

kieran is a homosexual

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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