- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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