- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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