Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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