- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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