- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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