Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

tea with milk?

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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