KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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