- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Massie is a fatass

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

My spelling is horrible

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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