- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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