hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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