- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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