What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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