- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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