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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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