A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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