- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Pain Olympics.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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