- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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