Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Gus's mom

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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