- Anti Joke

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Who wants water? I do.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer