- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

my penis

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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