- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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