What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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roses are red poo is poo

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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