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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Your big dick.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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