Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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The holocaust

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Weaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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