What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

why does the man appear fat he is

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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