- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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