- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

so today i took a poop. hehe

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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