what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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