- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Knock knock It's open, come in

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

womens rights.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what do you call a black guy african american

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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