- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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