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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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