What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

thumb_up thumb_down -3

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops