- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Long joke Your such a downey

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A man goes to the potty.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

This is an anti-joke.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??