- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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