Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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