Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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