- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

So a bar walks into a man...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Whats 1+1? window!

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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