- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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