- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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