How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Your girlfriend.

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fridge

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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