Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Feminism.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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justin beiber sucks

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