- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

I am a mime

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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