Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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