Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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