- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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