- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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