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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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