- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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