Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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