- Anti Joke

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Detroit has a low crime rate

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side