- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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