- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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