Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Knock knock Come in

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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