Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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God is real.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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