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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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