Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

how do you win a game try your best

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

HELLO EVERYONE

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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