Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A man goes to the potty.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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