- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

knock knock come in

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

anti jokes are really funny

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Who wants water? I do.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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