- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

penis. nuff said.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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