- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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