- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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