What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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poopy is poopy

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