- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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