- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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