- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Death by kayak

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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