- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

class is canceled. My professor died.

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