- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

how much fish could a chicken

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Eric is gay Ha

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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