Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's better than a stick? A stone

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

your brother so fine that hes skinney

you will like this because i am black.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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