- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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