- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am quite mature.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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