- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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