Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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my penis

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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