A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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