- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

bite me

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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