Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What do you call a bear. Rob.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

What is better than life? Nothing.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

like if your cool

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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