- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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