A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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