What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What page are you on The gay page.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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