- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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