Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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