- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A man did not like this site

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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