A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...