- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Women's professional sports

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

I am a mime

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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