- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What is life? Paul.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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