One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Guest what in the butt

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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