- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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