- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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