On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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