Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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