A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

One, two, three, four and five

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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