Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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civil rights

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batman farted so hes retarded

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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