Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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