Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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