- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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