- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Pain Olympics.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

My cat just died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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