- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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