- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Dwarf Shortage

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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