- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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