- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

My cat just died.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

I'm Polish.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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