- Anti Joke

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

if you don't like this you're gay

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours