What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Black people stink of shite!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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