- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

knock knock Goodbye

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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