- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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