chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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