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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

womens rights

What do we call Osama? Osama

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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