- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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