- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's 1+1? 69.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What is 9+10? 19

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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