- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

womens rights

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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