Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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HELLO EVERYONE

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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