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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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