- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

does this look unsure to you?

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What's 6 + 9? 15.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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