what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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hahaha

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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i am predestal

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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apple pie.

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