- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Women's rights.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A black succeeds

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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