Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Steering Wheel Face.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

I got shot, you laughed

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Anti Joke

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