What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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That's unfortunate.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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I hate you.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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no

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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