A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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