- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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