- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Freedom of Speech

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

does this look unsure to you?

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

The WNBA.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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