- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Military intelligence.

Anti jokes are funny

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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