- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What is Jason? Black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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