- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Jew returns change.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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