"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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