What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Religion

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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