Turtles

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Well, this is fun.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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This joke isnt funny.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Thumbs this up

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Anti Joke

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