Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

I got shot, you laughed

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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