why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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marble

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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I hate you.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Myspace

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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