to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Child Prostitution.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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