- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

I got shot, you laughed

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

women's rights

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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