Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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That's unfortunate.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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I hate you.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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no

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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