- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Brett Farve

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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