does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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penis

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Jasper sucks.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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