What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Women rights..

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Anti Joke

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