What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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kennah campion... being nice

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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The WNBA.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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