Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Nickelback

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Well, this is fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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