A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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jgkbk,mn

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Obama

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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knock knock you may come in

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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