- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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