- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Small breasts.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

I got shot, you laughed

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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