- Anti Joke

This joke isnt funny.

I met a man today. His name was John.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

I hate you.

Hey, come here often? No.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

A baby seal walks in to a club

...Jack Vale

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

A very depressed man walks into a bar, sits down, and gives the bartender his credit card and says, "Keep giving me beers until I pass out." The bartender asks, "What's wrong Buddy? You can talk to me!" The depressed man explains that he was fired, his wife has been cheating on him for the past 2 years, both his daughters ran away and became prostitutes, his mother died after choking on his father's Genitals and the father had just been diagnosed with both brain and testicular cancer and will die within the week, his sister was kidnapped and sold into a sex slave market and has been missing for the past year, his brother confessed to being gay and committed suicide with his lover (male) after learning that their state did not accept gay marriage. He pauses to drink his beer, then continues on to say that he has been convicted of sexually assaulting a child even though he was innocent, his dog had just been run over by a tractor trailer with no physical body left to bury, his cat had gotten stuck in the garbage disposal and he turned it on without knowledge that the cat was sleeping inside. The man looks at the bartender and started to laugh and cry at his misfortune, he then said,"... And to top it all off i just spent the past 2 hours explaining this to a deaf bartender!" The man then went home and hung himself on the telephone pole outside his house. At the funeral only the bartender,who attended, spoke on his behalf, reciting the man's terrible life, then ending by saying, "This man death has motivated me to search for a cure to this rare Delusional Disorder."

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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