What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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