The WNBA.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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potato

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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