- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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