- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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