- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Women's rights.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Dani Barton = Stupid

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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