Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Thumbs this up

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That's unfortunate.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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