A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

I won the game.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

jokes r dumb

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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