- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's big? Jupiter.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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