why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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That's unfortunate.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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