- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

potato

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Santa Clogged my toliet

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Johnny just finished his pie.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??