Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Women's rights

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What's 9 +10 19

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Potato salad

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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