Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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throbbing slobber

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Military intelligence.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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