A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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I like to eat.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Women's rights

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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