How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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no

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Oh...okay, good.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Obama

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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