- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Well, this is fun.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What time is it? 10:58

A black succeeds

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

i like potatoes

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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