- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

women's rights

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Santa Clogged my toliet

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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