- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What's big? Jupiter.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What's 9 +10 19

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Steering Wheel Face.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Pandas Everywhere!!!

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

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