- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big? Jupiter.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Rick Perry.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

does this look unsure to you?

Women's rights.

The WNBA.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

The chicken crossed the road.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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