Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What's big? Jupiter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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