Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Women's rights.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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