I got shot, you laughed

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Women's rights

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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