- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Well, this is fun.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What time is it? 10:58

If life hands you lemons Take them

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??