You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Women rights..

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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