A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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your fat

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your momma's an antijoke

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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hi my name is? joe

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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