GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

black people. that is all...

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

I met a man today. His name was John.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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