Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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I hate you.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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