How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Military intelligence.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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69

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Obama

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Brett Farve

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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