Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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oops

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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