- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

I got shot, you laughed

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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