Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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gays

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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So one time this woman was learning...

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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