- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

justin littleton. nuff said

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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