Thumbs this up

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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I hate you.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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...Jack Vale

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Myspace

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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no

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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