- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

Hey, come here often? No.

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

what is patrick wilson? smart

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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