A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Women's rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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