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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

I got shot, you laughed

Women's rights

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

justin littleton. nuff said

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

kennah campion... being nice

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Women's rights.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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