Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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