Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Lockerbie bombing

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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