- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why Because

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

live babies

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Turtles

does this look unsure to you?

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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