Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Lockerbie bombing

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Aodhan Hearty

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

kennah campion... being nice

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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