- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Women's rights

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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