A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Kenny G

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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