A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

I like to eat.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Women's rights

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

GRAAAAAAAR.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

jokes r dumb

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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