Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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A very depressed man walks into a bar, sits down, and gives the bartender his credit card and says, "Keep giving me beers until I pass out." The bartender asks, "What's wrong Buddy? You can talk to me!" The depressed man explains that he was fired, his wife has been cheating on him for the past 2 years, both his daughters ran away and became prostitutes, his mother died after choking on his father's Genitals and the father had just been diagnosed with both brain and testicular cancer and will die within the week, his sister was kidnapped and sold into a sex slave market and has been missing for the past year, his brother confessed to being gay and committed suicide with his lover (male) after learning that their state did not accept gay marriage. He pauses to drink his beer, then continues on to say that he has been convicted of sexually assaulting a child even though he was innocent, his dog had just been run over by a tractor trailer with no physical body left to bury, his cat had gotten stuck in the garbage disposal and he turned it on without knowledge that the cat was sleeping inside. The man looks at the bartender and started to laugh and cry at his misfortune, he then said,"... And to top it all off i just spent the past 2 hours explaining this to a deaf bartender!" The man then went home and hung himself on the telephone pole outside his house. At the funeral only the bartender,who attended, spoke on his behalf, reciting the man's terrible life, then ending by saying, "This man death has motivated me to search for a cure to this rare Delusional Disorder."

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Black people are innocent.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Child Prostitution.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Women's rights

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knock knock you may come in

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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