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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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