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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Nickelback

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Well, this is fun.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What time is it? 10:58

A black succeeds

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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