- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What's 9 +10 19

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Women's rights

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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