- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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