- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Small breasts.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

I got shot, you laughed

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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