What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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No.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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a horse walks into a barn

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live babies

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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