- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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