What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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i like potatoes

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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black people. that is all...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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potato

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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