Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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