- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

I like to eat.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Anti jokes are funny

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

A baby seal walks into a club

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Women's rights

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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