A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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