In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Anti Joke

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