What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Child Prostitution.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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