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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Womens rights.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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