Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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