Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

I hate you.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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