- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Don't believe in Atheists.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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