- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

the power to turn magnetism into light

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What would Muhammed do?

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Abortion

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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