A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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America

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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