- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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