Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Bob Saget that is all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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