How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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