Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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