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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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