- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I enjoy Popcorn

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A lot eh?

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What is 9+10? 19

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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