How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Maths.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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