- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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