- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

woman's rights

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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