- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

homosexual rights to marriage

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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