What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Anti Joke

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