A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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