What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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