- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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