- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Japan

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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