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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

i'm hard

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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