- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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