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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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