- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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