What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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