- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

womens rights.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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