- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

batman farted so hes retarded

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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