rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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