- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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