wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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