- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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