- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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