- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

One, two, three, four and five

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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