race-car = rac-ecar

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Jesus Christ

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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