What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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