What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Albino African Americans

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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The cream, it is coming

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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