Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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