what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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