Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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