- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Allah walked into AK Bar

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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