- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

homosexual rights to marriage

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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