How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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dat shoe shine tho

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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