- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Eric is gay Ha

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Gus's mom

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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