Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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