A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Tony Romo

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Cripples are lame.

Jimmy Saville

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Anti Joke

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