- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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