- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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