What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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