- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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