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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How you know when dislextic

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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