While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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