A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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