Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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