- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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