- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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