- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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