- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

how man

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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