- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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