- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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