What is green and slow Grass.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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