Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What page are you on The gay page.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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