- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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