- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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