Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Your girlfriend.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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