What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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