Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Take part of what?

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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