- Anti Joke

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can