Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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My cat just died.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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