- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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