- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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