- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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