Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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