- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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