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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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