How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Poop

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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