- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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