What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Fat people

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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