- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

school homewrok

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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