- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Stop. Seriously stop.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

like if your cool

will you like this joke my sources say no

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Democracy.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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