- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Please ignore this statement.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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