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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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