- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Knock knock knock OCD

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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