What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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