- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

A black man walks out of a police station

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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