- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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