An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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