- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

My Nan, that is all.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

bangers and mash?

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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