- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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