- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

bite me

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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