- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

WOw you have no life

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??