Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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pobody's nerfect

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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bite me

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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