- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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