- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the potty.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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