- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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