- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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