- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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