What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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A guy walks into a bar

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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