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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

WILLYS

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Potassium? K.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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