- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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