a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Guest what in the butt

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

You are joking right?

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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