why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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