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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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