So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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