- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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