- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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