- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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