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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

i hate non minorities!

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