so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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