I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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