- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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