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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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