- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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