- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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