- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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