- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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