- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Weaner

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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