- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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