- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

why was the cat black it was a black cat

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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