Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What is better than life? Nothing.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

You know whats annoying? Steve

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...