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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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