- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Chlamydia

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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