What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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