- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How you know when dislextic

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Cripples are lame.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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