- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

My dog barks when someones at the door.

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