Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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