- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Anti - Jokes. com

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly