- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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