- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

school homewrok

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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