- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

13 =B you just learned something

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

hey hey apple

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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