Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

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