- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

womens rights

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Your mom.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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