Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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pobody's nerfect

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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