A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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