- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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