- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Fat? Jesse Z

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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