Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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