- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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