Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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bite me

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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pobody's nerfect

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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