How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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jews

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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