- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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