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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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