19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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WILLYS

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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