- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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