- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Cripples are lame.

woman's rights

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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