I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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