- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What is 9+10? 19

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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