Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Cheese

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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