How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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