- Anti Joke

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

knock knock come in

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman