A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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