- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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