- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

bangers and mash?

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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