- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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