- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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