- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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