- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Gus's mom

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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