- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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