How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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