- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

The Labour Party.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Take part of what?

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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