- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

bite me

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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