- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Womans baksetball...

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Knock Knock Who's there

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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