What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Ben Corbishley

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Anti Joke

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