- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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