- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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