- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

there was once a jew

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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