Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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