- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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