Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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My children are mistakes

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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