Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...