Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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read this sentence again.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Guest what in the butt

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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