- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A man did not like this site

it was all Tagart

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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