- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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