- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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