- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

America

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Once upon a time a was born

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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