For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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