- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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