- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Women's professional sports

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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