- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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