- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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