Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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