- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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