Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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