apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Womans baksetball...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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