- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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