- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

HEY!

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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