- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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