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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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