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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Nobody cares maddie!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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