- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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