Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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