- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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