what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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