- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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