- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Knock Knock Come in

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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