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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

How old are you? 7

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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