- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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