Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

h

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...