- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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