What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

civil rights

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

batman farted so hes retarded

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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