"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

How you know when dislextic

why am I writing this...im bored

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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