- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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