- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

I'm Polish.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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