- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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