- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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