a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Death by kayak

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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