- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

like if your cool

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

João Duarte reads this.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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