your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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