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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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