A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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