- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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