Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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