Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

dat shoe shine tho

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

whats gay and american? a gay american

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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