what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

a black man pays his child support

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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