Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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