- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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