What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Go away still nothing to see

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Yellow People !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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