- Anti Joke

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie