- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

whats black and strange a paki

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's better than a stick? A stone

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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