An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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