Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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roses are red poo is poo

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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