- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

The chickens have become self-aware!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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