- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I am quite mature.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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