- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do I hate? people

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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