- Anti Joke

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

sky silverstein

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.