Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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The FCC

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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