- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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