- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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