- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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