- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Dane Cook makes a joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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