- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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