How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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