What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

what are you mike bibby?

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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