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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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