- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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