- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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