- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Knock Knock.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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