Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

autistic kids rock

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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