- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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