- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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