There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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