What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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