- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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