What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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