- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A guy walks into a bar

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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