- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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