- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

A baby seal walks into a club.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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