yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

How many light bulbs? 1

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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