A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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