awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Indians

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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