How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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