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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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