Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Jack Stevens

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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The cream, it is coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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