- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Where's my baby??

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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