- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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