- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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