- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Diarrhea

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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