- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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