A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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