- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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