What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Womans baksetball...

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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