- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

salad days!

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

XD Jackass.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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