- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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