DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

You idiot.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Pain Olympics.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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