Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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