- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Dwarf Shortage

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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