- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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