- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

bangers and mash?

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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