Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Your big dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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