- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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