Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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