Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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