- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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