Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

can you touch your toes? no

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Knock Knock! F*ck off

My jeans

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