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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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