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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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