Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Happy Monday!

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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