- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

are you saying pam, or pan?

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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