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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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