- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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