- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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