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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

my gramma died

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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