What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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