roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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