- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

whats black and strange a paki

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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