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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

poopy is poopy

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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