- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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