What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Burp

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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