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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

God is real.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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