Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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