- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Neither did she.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

SHUT UP JP

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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