- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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