A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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