Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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