- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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