A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

knock knock come in

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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