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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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