- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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