One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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