- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Half life 3 confirmed

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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