What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Where's the soap?

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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