God is real.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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