Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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