- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Andoni was here

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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