- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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