What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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womens rights.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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