- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

why was the man sad? his wife died

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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