What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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