Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

A fat guy!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

i'm hard

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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