- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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