Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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