- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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