I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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