A blonde dies Lololol

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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