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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Tony Romo

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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