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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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