- Anti Joke

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!