- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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