knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

In soviet Russia...things are different

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

why did the blue berry cross the road

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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