There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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