whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Chris Bosh's neck

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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