- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Gus's mom

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

why dont they make black forks

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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