- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

TOP KEK

What do I hate? people

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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