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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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