- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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