- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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