Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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cory is gay

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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