- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Knock knock... Home invasion

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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