How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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