- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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