- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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