- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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