- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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