What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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