- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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