Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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