- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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