a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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