Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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