The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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