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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

A lot eh?

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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