In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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