what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Skrillex.

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david poredos

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Penis

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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first

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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