How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

what do you call a black chef glendon

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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