What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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