- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Women's professional sports

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A man goes to the potty.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A dyslexic blind man

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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