- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Your're racist.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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