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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

13 =B you just learned something

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

hey hey apple

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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