I asked her where you were.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Sarah Palin.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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