- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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