- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

autistic kids rock

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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