- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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