- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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