What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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