- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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