whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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