Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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A man did not like this site

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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