- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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