- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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