- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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