why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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