Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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