- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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