- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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