What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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