- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Women's Rights

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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