- Anti Joke

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.