- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

XD Jackass.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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