- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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