Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why do fat people commit suicide

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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