- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

i like it in the mouth

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

knock knock come in

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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