that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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