- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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