- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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