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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

Ol-ive

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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