Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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