An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Men's rights

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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