Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Anyone can post anything.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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