A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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WNBA

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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