- Anti Joke

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

u know whats a crime? rape

What is funnier then 25 9/11

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

u know whats a crime? rape

What is funnier then 25 9/11

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!