An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Massie is a fatass

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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