- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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