- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Tony Romo

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