- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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