- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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