what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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