- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

So these two girls have a cup .

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A lot eh?

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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