- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

And you honored it I see :P

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Soccer...

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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