"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

race-car = rac-ecar

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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