- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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