Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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12 niqqa 12.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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