- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Knock Knock. Come in.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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