- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

So these two girls have a cup .

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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