- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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