What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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