- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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