Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

H o m o comes out as homo

A man goes to the potty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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