What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Banana Hamock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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