What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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