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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

I enjoy Popcorn

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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