- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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