How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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salad days!

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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