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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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