- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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