Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

thumb_up thumb_down -26

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

thumb_up thumb_down -26

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti-Joke.com Post anonymously with no editing!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Micheal Curran...that is all.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops