- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Knock knock It's open, come in

why did the blue berry cross the road

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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