- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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