Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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i hate non minorities!

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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