How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

thumb_up thumb_down -34

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

thumb_up thumb_down -36

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

thumb_up thumb_down -36

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

thumb_up thumb_down -38

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

thumb_up thumb_down -40

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops