- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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