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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

guess what? bannanas

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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