- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

knock knock who's there ?

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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