How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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