Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What page are you on The gay page.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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