- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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