Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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