- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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