- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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