- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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