- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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