- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

my gramma died

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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