- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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