- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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