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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

there once was a black man who played basketball

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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