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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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