what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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