What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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