Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

karn chevalier

justin beiber sucks

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Gay rights.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

VITAMIN C!

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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