- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Tall asians

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Click here to end the world.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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