- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What is funnier then 25 9/11

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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