Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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