How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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