- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Women's professional sports

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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