What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Antijokes...

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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