- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Eric is gay Ha

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A pope meets another one

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

woman's rights

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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