- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Jesus Christ

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

race-car = rac-ecar

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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