Bitch

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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