- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

my penis

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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