- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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