whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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