whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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