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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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