A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

autistic kids rock

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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