What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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