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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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