- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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