Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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