- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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