- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

taking out the trash... at night

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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