What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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