Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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i like it in the mouth

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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