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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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