- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

FUCK YOU

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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