Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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