- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

My spelling is horrible

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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