- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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