A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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