- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Indians

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Read a Book.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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