- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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