Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Andoni was here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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my penis

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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