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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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