- Anti Joke

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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