- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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