Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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A dyslexic blind man

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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