There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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I work at jcpenny

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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