- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

can you touch your toes? no

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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