- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

every cloud has a silver lining

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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