- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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