Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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