Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Ben Corbishley

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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