- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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