- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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