- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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