Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Bitch

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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