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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

One, two, three, four and five

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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