The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Get on the boat.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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