- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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