- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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