Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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