If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Your Mom The End.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Wenis Penis

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Your girlfriend.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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