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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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