- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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