A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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bangers and mash?

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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