What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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