- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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