- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

what did the man say to the other man? hey

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Wanna hear a joke? no

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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