- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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