- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

here's a joke... the american education society

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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