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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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