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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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