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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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