whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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No

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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