- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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