- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

A pope meets another one

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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