Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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