Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Do you play piano? No

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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What's just not right? Left

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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