- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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