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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

you will like this because i am black.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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