what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Sarah Palin.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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America

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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read this sentence again.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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