- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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