- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

A man goes to the potty.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

John lazzaro likes dick

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Guest what in the butt

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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