Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

so...um, yeah

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Anti Joke

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