- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

hey guys im gay

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Who is big and stupid My brother

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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