A hill billy went fishing

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Anti Joke

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