What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

so today i took a poop. hehe

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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