What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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no rasist joks

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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kk

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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