- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Tony Romo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Jimmy Saville

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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