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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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