- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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