Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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