- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A house comes around the corner.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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