- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

12 in general

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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