Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock come in

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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