- Anti Joke

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.