Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Your girlfriend.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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