Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

why are balck people black because they are

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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