What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Anti Joke

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