What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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