Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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