- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

To mama so old, she might die soon.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Catholicism.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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