You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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A man buys free health care...

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Child Prostitution.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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