What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

why are balck people black because they are

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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