I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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