- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

c-? men, C-men

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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