- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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