- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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