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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Im taking a shit right now.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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