- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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