- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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