Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

who is really lanky? james cornish

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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