- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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