- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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