- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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