I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

your face

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

anti-joke.ru - russian style

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...