- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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