- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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