A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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