Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Camerons hair is Curly..

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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