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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

you will like this because i am black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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