- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Womans baksetball...

Knock Knock Who's there

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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