What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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every knight i see an owl at window

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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