What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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like if your cool

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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