What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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A gay man watches football.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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