- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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