yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

your mom was so fat that she died.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

You are joking right?

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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