- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Your girlfriend.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

scraggle is in you pillow case

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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