- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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