- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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