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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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