- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Who wants water? I do.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Cripples are lame.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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