Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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I love pissing people off :P

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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1+2 = 6

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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