Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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