What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Maths.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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