- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

matt is fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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