- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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