What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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This is an anti-joke.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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