- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

I have read the terms and conditions

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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