- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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