- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

why dont they make black forks

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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