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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Tony Romo

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.