- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Two baby seals walk into a club.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Anti Jokes = Drained

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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