- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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