What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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