Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Democracy.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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