Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Camerons hair is Curly..

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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