- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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