- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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