What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

knock knock Dave's not here.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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