- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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