antonis sister is mighty fine

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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