what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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12 in general

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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aodhan hearty

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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