If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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