- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

I love pissing people off :P

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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