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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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