Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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