Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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