Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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