How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Chris Bosh's neck

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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