A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Andoni was here

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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