What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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