Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

bite me

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

pobody's nerfect

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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