- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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