Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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A man did not like this site

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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God is real.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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