Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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