- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How old are you? 7

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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