- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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