- Anti Joke

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick