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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

A cat playing laser tag.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

yolo your orange looks orange

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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