What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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one of the idiot

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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sadf

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Black people stink of shite!

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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