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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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