- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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