- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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