A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Anyone can post anything.

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