- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death