- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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