- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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