- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Take part of what?

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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