- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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