What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

#Getweird

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Anti Joke

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