Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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a man makes a bad joke

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Tony Romo

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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woman's rights

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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