What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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