- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

a man makes a bad joke

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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