- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

FUCK YOU

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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