A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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