- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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