Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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