- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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