- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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