- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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