- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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