- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

your social life.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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