- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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