why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Dwarf Shortage

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Anti Joke

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