- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

every knight i see an owl at window

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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