"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A chicken walked into the bar...

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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