what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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A dyslexic blind man

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Anyone can post anything.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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