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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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