- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Drew Knowles is gay

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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