Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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A house comes around the corner.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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