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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

the sky is green no it is not

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