Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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