So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Daniel is a fag

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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12 in general

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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