Jack Stevens

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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