- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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