- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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