- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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