What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

The New York Giants

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...