- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Cancer

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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