- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Im taking a shit right now.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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