- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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