- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

You should read the Terms of Service.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

why dont they make black forks

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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