- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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