Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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