What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Anti Joke

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