- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

My mom

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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