- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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