- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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