In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Turkey Balls

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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