Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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