why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Dwarf Shortage

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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