- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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