Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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nothing

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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