Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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