jd and zach loves vigina

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Where's my baby??

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How did the black person die? Of old age

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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