What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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BIG MAC'S

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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