Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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