- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

I don't get it

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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