Knock Knock! F*ck off

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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