- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A pope meets another one

jews

your life

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Get up Look in the mirror

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??