OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

your mom was so fat that she died.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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