- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

cory is gay

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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