A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's brown an sticky Shit

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

u know whats a crime? rape

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Fat? Jesse Z

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