- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

White men's rights

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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