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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Yo Mama just died.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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