- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Whats the defination of cruelty

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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