Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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