Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's 1+1? 69.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

what do you call a black guy african american

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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