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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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