- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

NEVER

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

i like it in the mouth

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

the economy.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

what's funny about war? nothing!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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