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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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