- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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