- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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