- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

dat shoe shine tho

whats gay and american? a gay american

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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