- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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