What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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