Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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