- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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