What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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