- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's 1+1? 69.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Pain Olympics.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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