Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

knock knock... ...no answer

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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