- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

My spelling is horrible

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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