Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

thumb_up thumb_down +27

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

thumb_up thumb_down +25

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops