- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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