- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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