Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Brain fart

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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