Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

who is really lanky? james cornish

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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