What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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how man

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Gus's mom

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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