why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

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