- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

every knight i see an owl at window

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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