The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

So a bar walks into a man...

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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