- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Sarah Palin's political campaign

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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