- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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