- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

womans having rights.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Diarrhea

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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