wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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like if your cool

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Democracy.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Anti Joke

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