A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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