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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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