- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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