- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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