- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A miserable man committed suicide.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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