- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

race-car = rac-ecar

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Massie is a fatass

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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