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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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