- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you will like this because i am black.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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