- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

what's funny about war? nothing!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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