Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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XD Jackass.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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