- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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