Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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