Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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