Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Manchester City

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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