So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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