Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Reading the Terms and Conditions

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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