- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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