There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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