- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

eoin burgin is fat

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

read this sentence again.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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