What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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He--Hey guys

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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