- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

knock knock come in !

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Happy Monday!

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

read this sentence again.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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