Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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PENIS

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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