Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

there once was a black man who played basketball

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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