- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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