Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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