What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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