Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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american idol

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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