Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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