- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

I am a mime

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Women's professional sports

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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