- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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