Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

12 niqqa 12.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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