- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Antijokes...

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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