What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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