- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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