- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

men's rights activists

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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