- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

one stop shop

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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