Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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