- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

George W. Bush

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Roses are red.

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