- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

One, two, three, four and five

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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