what's white and sticky semen

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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John Cena for president

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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