what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Knock Knock.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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