- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

9/11

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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