What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

knock knock who's there ?

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

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