There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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