- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

VITAMIN C!

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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