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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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