How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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