- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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