- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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