Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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a man checks his mypsace

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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A van drives into a car.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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