Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

A lot eh?

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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