- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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