What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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