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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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