- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Obama = ebola

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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