What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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