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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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