Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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