Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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