- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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