Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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