A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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