Knock Knock! F*ck off

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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can you touch your toes? no

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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