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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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