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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

how much fish could a chicken

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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