- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

justin beiber sucks

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Tall asians

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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