- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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