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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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