How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

knock knock Goodbye

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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