- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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