whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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