What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

homosexual rights to marriage

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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