- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How you know when dislextic

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call two dog? dogs

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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