- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What's your blood type? Red.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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