Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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knock knock come in !

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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