- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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