What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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