Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

whats gay and american? a gay american

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Take wrong turns

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

so today i took a poop. hehe

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Anti Joke

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