- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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