- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Knock, knock. Come in.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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