- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

I like school Said no one ever.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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