Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Once upon a time a was born

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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