- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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