- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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