- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Brain fart

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Potassium? K.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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