- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

you see theres this guy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How old are you? 7

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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