Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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