How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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