- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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