- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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