- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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