- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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