- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

your so fat. your fat!

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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