How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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my penis

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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