A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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