- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Go away still nothing to see

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

race-car = rac-ecar

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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