Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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