- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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