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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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