- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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