- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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