- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

I'm Polish.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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