PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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