Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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