- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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