- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Albino African Americans

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Flowers are colors Love me

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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