- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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