What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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