- Anti Joke

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.