- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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