Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Anti Joke

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