What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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