- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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