- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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