- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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