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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

you will like this because i am black.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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