whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

so...um, yeah

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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