Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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like if your cool

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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