- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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