- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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