- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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