- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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