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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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