Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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