- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Dick Cheney That's the joke

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Death by kayak

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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