Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Sarah Palin.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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