What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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