Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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