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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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