Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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