Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Anti Jokes = Drained

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

why is this joke funny because your laughing

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A pope meets another one

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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