What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's white and gluey Glue

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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