- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What page are you on The gay page.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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