- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What? Huh?

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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