Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Justin Beiber

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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