- Anti Joke

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights