- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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