- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

my penis

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Katy Perry

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??