- Anti Joke

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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