- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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