What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

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