- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

batman farted so hes retarded

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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