- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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