- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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