- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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