- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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