your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Gustavo Andrade

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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