Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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