What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Get on the boat.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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