- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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