- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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