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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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