A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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