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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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