- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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