Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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hey hey apple

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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13 =B you just learned something

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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