Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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