What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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David Cameron

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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