Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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