- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Tunechi

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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