Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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jews

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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