Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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