Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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