is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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