Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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haha

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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