What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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