- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why is this joke funny It isn't

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Knock Knock! F*ck off

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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