- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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