Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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