what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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