- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

quantum physics?

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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