- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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