- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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