- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Pain Olympics.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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