- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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