- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

class is canceled. My professor died.

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