Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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