- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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batman farted so hes retarded

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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