Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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