- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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