- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

The chickens have become self-aware!

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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