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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Is maynaise an instrument?

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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