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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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