A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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womens rights

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kathryn atkins

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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