Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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