How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Happy Monday!

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Sarah Palin.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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