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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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