- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

My mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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