- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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