What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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