- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

why dont they make black forks

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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