- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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