Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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