mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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