- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's better than a stick? A stone

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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