Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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