- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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