Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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