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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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