One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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