What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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