- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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