- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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