Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Your Mom The End.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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