Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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