- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

I'm Coming

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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