- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

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