- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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