Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

a person who will soon die of beeties

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Whats the defination of cruelty

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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