- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

One, two, three, four and five

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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