- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

homosexual rights to marriage

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

God is real.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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