- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What's 9+10? 19

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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