- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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