- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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