- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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