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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why do fat people commit suicide

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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