Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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