What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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a man was shot.... he died

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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