What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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