- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Roses are red, yup.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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