What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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