Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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