- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Robin, get in the car, please.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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