Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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PENIS

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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