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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Your're racist.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What's 9+10? 19

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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