- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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