- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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