What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Jovan

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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