A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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