A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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hers a joke... japanese people

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Anti Joke

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