What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Anti Joke

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