- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What page are you on The gay page.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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