Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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