- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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