- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Brain fart

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

the sky is green no it is not

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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