Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How old are you? 7

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Eric is gay Ha

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

hers a joke... japanese people

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Nobody cares maddie!

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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