- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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