What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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