- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

No it doesnt..

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Christ is a conspiracy

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

here's a joke... the american education society

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