- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

White men's rights

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Hey how is your wife and my kids

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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