- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

The holocaust

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??