- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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