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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

George W. Bush

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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