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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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