Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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