a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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