Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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