What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Your Mom

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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