What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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69.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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my egg roll

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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