A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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