- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

girls basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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