Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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How you know when dislextic

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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