why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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