whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

knock knock come in

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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