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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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