- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

how do you win a game try your best

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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