- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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