- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

How do you make a car? You build it.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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