what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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kieran is a homosexual

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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