- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

VITAMIN C!

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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