A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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A man goes to the potty.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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You are joking right?

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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America

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Anti Joke

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