- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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