- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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