Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Antijokes...

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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