hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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bangers and mash?

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I Have a Black Friend

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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