A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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