A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

roses are red violets should be purple

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

woman's rights

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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