What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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