Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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