- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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