Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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how do you win a game try your best

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Take part of what?

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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