- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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