Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

God is real.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

why dont they make black forks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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