- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Pain Olympics.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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