Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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