what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Apple hates Blackberry.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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