What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Anti Joke

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