A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What? Huh?

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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