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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Black people in Camden NJ.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Your mom.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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