Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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