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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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