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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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