What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Chick Norris... Enough said

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

A man did not like this site

Granny porn!

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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