What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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a black man pays his child support

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Bob Saget that is all

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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