- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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