- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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