Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Dumb

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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