- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

You know whats annoying? Steve

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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