Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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