A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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