race-car = rac-ecar

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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