- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women left the kitchen.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Your're racist.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What? Huh?

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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