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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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