what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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were you expecting a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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