How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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sky silverstein

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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