Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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