- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

My spelling is horrible

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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