- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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