A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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