- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

I'm rick james bitch

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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