- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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