a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Anti Joke

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