how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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