- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Weaner

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Cancer

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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