What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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