A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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