- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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