What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

antonis sister is mighty fine

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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