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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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