- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.