- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Andoni was here

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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