- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

A blonde dies Lololol

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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