- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

that wall over there ->

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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