- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

I put my baby in a microwave.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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