- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

race-car = rac-ecar

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

God is real.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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