Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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