Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

can you touch your toes? no

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

a black man pays his child support

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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