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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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