Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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