What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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