- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

joke under this line wins _________________________

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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