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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

i dont care if you rate me or not

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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