if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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