- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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