What long black and tasty? Licorice

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

A dancer walks into a barre

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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