Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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XD Jackass.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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