Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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