Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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poopy is poopy

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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