What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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