- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Catholicism.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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