- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

AIDS

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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