what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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