- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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