- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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