How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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