- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A russian gives away vodka.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A dyslexic blind man

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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