- Anti Joke

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Apple hates Blackberry.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o