- Anti Joke

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.