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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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