A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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