a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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