- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Take part of what?

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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