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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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