- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Pain Olympics.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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