Dane Cook makes a joke.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

I'm homeless.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

God is real.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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