- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

I am a mime

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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