whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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