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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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