- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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