You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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