Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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