Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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