- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

here's a joke... the american education society

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Christ is a conspiracy

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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