- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Ben Corbishley

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Knock Knock Who's there

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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