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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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