- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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