why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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