- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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