We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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