- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

So these two girls have a cup .

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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