2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Dwight Howard

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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