Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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