- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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