Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Anti Joke

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