- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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