- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

how do you win a game try your best

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

A black man walks out of a police station

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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