- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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