- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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