- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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