- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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