- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How about that airline food?

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

A man goes to the potty.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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