- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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