- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Women's Rights

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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