- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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