- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Charlie Sheen

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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