- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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