- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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