There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A black man walks out of a police station

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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