- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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