Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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I'm hungry.

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An anti-joke

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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