A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

angelo snyder is not ga

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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