What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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