- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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