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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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