Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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your so fat. your fat!

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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