- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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