- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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