- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

A gay man watches football.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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