How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

the WNBA.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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