- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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