Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Anti Joke

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