Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

THe Election

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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