- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Balls

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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