Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Tunechi

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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=3

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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