- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

your mom was so fat that she died.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

This is an anti-joke.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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