Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

penis. nuff said.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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