- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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