What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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your social life.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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irish man drinking john smiths

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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