- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

speech and debate.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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