- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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