- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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