- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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