whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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poopy is poopy

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

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