- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

hers a joke... japanese people

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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