- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

whats black and strange a paki

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's better than a stick? A stone

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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