Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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the bible

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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