- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

The chickens have become self-aware!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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