- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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