- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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