Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

that wall over there ->

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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