Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

drugs.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

bangers and mash?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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