- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

roses are red poo is poo

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