Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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I don't get it

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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