- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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