- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Albino African Americans

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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