- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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