There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Massie is a fatass

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What is 9+10? 19

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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