Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Your sex life.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Well this is pointless.....

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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