Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

How you know when dislextic

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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