- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Get on the boat.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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