- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

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