- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

knock knock Dave's not here.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

why does the man appear fat he is

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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