Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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eoin burgin is fat

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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