- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

my wife out of the kitchen

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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