- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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