- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

i like it in the mouth

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

knock knock come in

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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