- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Cripples are lame.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Tony Romo

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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