Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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