- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Knock knock Come in

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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