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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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