Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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