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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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