- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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