What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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