A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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