If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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kennah campion when she talks

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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