Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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