Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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