- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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