- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??