what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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