- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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