- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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