What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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