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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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