- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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