- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

kieran is a homosexual

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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