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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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