- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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