why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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