- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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