- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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