- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How old are you? 7

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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