What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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