- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

No your aunties a joke

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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