(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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