- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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