- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Chlamydia

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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