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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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