- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

hey guys im gay

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

yolo your orange looks orange

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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