Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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