- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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