- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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