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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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knock knock go away

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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