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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

No soup for you!

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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