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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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