- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Dwarf Shortage

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Robin, get in the car, please.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??