- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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