What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Your Mom

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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