- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

batman farted so hes retarded

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

civil rights

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Your girlfriend.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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