- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A house comes around the corner.

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