- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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