(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Womans baksetball...

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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