Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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