- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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