what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Maths.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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