- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

how do you win a game try your best

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What page are you on The gay page.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Take part of what?

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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