- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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