What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Anti Joke

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