- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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