What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Anti Joke

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