- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Yanter, Look it up

Dane Cook makes a joke.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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