Christ is a conspiracy

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

No it doesnt..

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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