- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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