- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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