My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

I named my son ps2 controller

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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