a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Anti Joke

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