- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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