How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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