- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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