- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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