How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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