What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What do I hate? people

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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