- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

My dog barks when someones at the door.

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