Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

roses are red violets should be purple

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

roses are red poo is poo

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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