- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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