Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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