- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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