What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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