- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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