- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

My cat just died.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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