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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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