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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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