- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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