How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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