A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Anti Joke

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