How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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