- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Potassium? K.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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