- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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