What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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woman's rights

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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