What do you call a bear. Rob.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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