why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Actually it was me Josh brown

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Click here for free sandwich.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Fat people

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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