Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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