what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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