Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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my penis

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Anti Joke

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