- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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