What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Prostitution is bad.......

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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