- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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