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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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