Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Anyone can post anything.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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knock knock come in !

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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