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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Obama = ebola

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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