What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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