*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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human centipede

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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taking out the trash... at night

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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