Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What is 9+10? 19

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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your face

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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