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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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