You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Yanter, Look it up

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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