- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

I work at jcpenny

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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