- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

i have two hands.

roses are red violets should be purple

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Gus's mom

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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