- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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