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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why are they the "living" daylights?

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

womens rights.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I put my baby in a microwave.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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