- Anti Joke

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

george goodburn is secretly mexican

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: starts to laugh Yeah...that's a funny cup.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?