- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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