- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin beiber sucks

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

womens rights.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

No antijoke here.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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