My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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I named my son ps2 controller

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Anti Joke

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