what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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