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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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