Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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