Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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