- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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