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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Rylan Clark

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

you see theres this guy.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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