- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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