race-car = rac-ecar

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Roses are red.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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