- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

i hate non minorities!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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