- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

roses are red poo is poo

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A pope meets another one

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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