- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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