Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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