- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

NEVER

Racial equality.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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