What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

hashtags suck balls

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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