whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

ever tried african food? they neither

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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