- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.