- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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