- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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