- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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