Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red, yup.

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quantum physics?

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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