- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

A blonde dies Lololol

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Steve Jobs is alive.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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