- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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