- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Vagina cream... end of story

Why did the chicken cross the road...

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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