- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

In soviet Russia...things are different

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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