Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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I <3 Hitler

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Anti Joke

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