Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

antonio has a penis head.lol

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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