What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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