- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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