- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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