Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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