whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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