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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

A man goes to the potty.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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