- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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