- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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