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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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