- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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