- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

batman farted so hes retarded

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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