Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Neither have I

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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