- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

The holocaust

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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