- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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