- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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