- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Death by kayak

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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