What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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