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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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