Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Cheese

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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