a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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HEY!

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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