- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Knock Knock Who did that?

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What has two legs? Half a cat

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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