If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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