Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Anti Joke

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