Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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