- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Communism hehe xd

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

batman farted so hes retarded

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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