- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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