If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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