Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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why dont they make black forks

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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