- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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