Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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