Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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I work at jcpenny

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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