- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Take wrong turns

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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