- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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