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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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