- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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