What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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dat shoe shine tho

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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