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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

here's a joke... the american education society

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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