- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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