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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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