- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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