What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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I asked her where you were.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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