A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Whats 1+1? window!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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