- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??