- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

how do you call someone? use a phone

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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