- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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