what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Vagina cream... end of story

Why did the chicken cross the road...

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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