- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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