- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

here's a joke... the american education society

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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