What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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