You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Knock knock... Home invasion

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Democracy.

I <3 Hitler

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

womens rights

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

João Duarte reads this.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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