- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

pull my finger (farts)

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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