- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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