- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Go away still nothing to see

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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