- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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