- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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