- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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