Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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