kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Anyone can post anything.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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