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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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