- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A man goes to the potty.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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