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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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