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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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