Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Eric is gay Ha

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

you see theres this guy.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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