A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

I don't get it

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

A dancer walks into a barre

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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