- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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