How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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AIDS

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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