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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

XD Jackass.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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