Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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i like turtles

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Womans baksetball...

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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