What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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