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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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