Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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A lot eh?

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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