- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Ben Corbishley

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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