What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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God is real.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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A gay man watches football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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