- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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