- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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