- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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