- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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