- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

whats white and sticky? a white stick

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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