Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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