- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

ever tried african food? they neither

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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