Potassium? K.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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womens rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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