Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Black people stink of shite!

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Anti Joke

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