- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

A women left the kitchen.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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