- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Steve Jobs is alive.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

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