- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Cheese

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Your Mom

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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