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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

what did the black women name her child jamaal

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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