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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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