- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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