- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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