You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Nobody cares maddie!

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Anti Joke

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