Knock knock... Home invasion

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Turkey Balls

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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I <3 Hitler

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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