What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

You idiot.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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