WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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