What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Roses are red, yup.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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