- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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