- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

The chickens have become self-aware!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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