You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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No soup for you!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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