- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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