Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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You are joking right?

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Sarah Palin.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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