- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Weaner

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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