Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Chris Bosh's neck

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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sky silverstein

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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