- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

how do you call someone? use a phone

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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