What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

so today i took a poop. hehe

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Knock knock... Home invasion

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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