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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

I have read the terms and conditions

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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