You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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what are you mike bibby?

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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