Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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hi

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they're dead. idiot.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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