Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Anti Joke

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