- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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