What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Oh, go away

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

An Irishman walked out of a bar

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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