My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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