- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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