- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Im taking a shit right now.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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