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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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