Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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