- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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