- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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