An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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