A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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