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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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