- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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