What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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VITAMIN C!

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Gay rights.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Knock Knock.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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