How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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