- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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