- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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