- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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