Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Guest what in the butt

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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