What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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