how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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A black man walks out of a police station

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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