- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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