how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Womens rights.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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