- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

black people. that is all...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

gays

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

potato

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Knock Knock! Come in.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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