- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

knock knock you may come in

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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