- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

I have no joke. u mad?

Religion

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

Knock knock, come in.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

I hate you.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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