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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Anti jokes are funny

The size of Idris Elba's penis

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Obama

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Brett Farve

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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