A black succeeds

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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knock knock go away

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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So one time this woman was learning...

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DERP

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does this look unsure to you?

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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