- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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