What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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does this look unsure to you?

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Jews for Jesus

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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