- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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