A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why Because

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down +26

69

thumb_up thumb_down +26

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

thumb_up thumb_down +16

live babies

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I got shot, you laughed

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +14

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The WNBA.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

does this look unsure to you?

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops