Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

The mets are 3-0 this season

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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