Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Brett Farve

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Freedom of Speech

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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