What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Potato salad

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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