- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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