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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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