What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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arse

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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This is not a joke.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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