I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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The government makes a good decision

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Child Prostitution.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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