Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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potato

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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A Jew returns change.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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