- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Brett Farve

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What's 9 +10 19

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Potato salad

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

American healthcare.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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