how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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