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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Freedom of Speech

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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