What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What is Jason? Black.

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i like potatoes

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gays

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What is a dog? Bark

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So one time this woman was learning...

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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That's unfortunate.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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