- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Freedom of Speech

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

did you ever see a butter fly?

Women's rights

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

The WNBA.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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