yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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ekoj

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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dildo

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A Jew returns change.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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