The chicken crossed the road.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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That's unfortunate.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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