why did the chicken cross the road

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Freedom of Speech

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Turtles

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

I got shot, you laughed

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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