- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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live babies

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Women's rights

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

The WNBA.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

i like potatoes

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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