- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

People Eating Tasty Animals

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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