- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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