What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

did you ever see a butter fly?

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

gays

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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