What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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I hate you.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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