- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Well, this is fun.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

The WNBA.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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