I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Military intelligence.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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