- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Pandas Everywhere!!!

I got shot, you laughed

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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