Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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