Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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gays

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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