Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

The mets are 3-0 this season

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What is a dog? Bark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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