Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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live babies

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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American healthcare.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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