Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Obama

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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