- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

men's rights activists

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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