- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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