- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

You know what's funny? Rape

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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