- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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