- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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