Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

HEY!

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...