- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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