Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Anti Joke

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