Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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