- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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