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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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