- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

your mum

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

There once was this guy and he fell down

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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