Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's better than a stick? A stone

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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