Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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