There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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