Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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