Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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69

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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