A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

You know whats annoying? Steve

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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