What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Hello.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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