- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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