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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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