- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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