- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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