- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Cheese

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Your Mom

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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