- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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