Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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knock knock go away

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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