- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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