A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Can anyone Lenin money?

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

TOP KEK

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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