- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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