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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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