- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

here's a joke... the american education society

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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