What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Eric is gay Ha

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A pope meets another one

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Communism hehe xd

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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