Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What page are you on The gay page.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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