Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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guess what what ...

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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