- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

your mom.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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