What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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knock knock go away

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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