- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

your mom was so fat that she died.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Take part of what?

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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