- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A man goes to the potty.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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