What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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knock knock go away

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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