Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Knock knock Come in

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