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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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