- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

WILLYS

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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