- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

you dint have to be a jew matt

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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