What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Pain Olympics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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