Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

I'm homeless.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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