Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Bitch

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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