- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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