- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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