WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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