- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

White men's rights

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Roses are red, yup.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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