- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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