What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What would u like to drink?

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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