- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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