- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

An anti-joke

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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