- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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