what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

what looks like a banana? a penis

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Knock, knock. Come in.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

like if your cool

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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