- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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