- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

I walk into a bar...

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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