What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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