- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

j.p. is dumb

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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