A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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