Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Lil Wayne

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Men's rights

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Penis

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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