There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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