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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

whats black and strange a paki

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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