- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

children burning

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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