- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

I'm Coming

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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