- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

batman farted so hes retarded

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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