- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What do we call Osama? Osama

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Democracy.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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