Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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