- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

123 f*ck off

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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