The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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how do you win a game try your best

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Anti Joke

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