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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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My children are mistakes

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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