Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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