- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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