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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

why did the blue berry cross the road

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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