Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

In soviet Russia...things are different

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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