- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

BIG MAC'S

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??