- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

roses are red poo is poo

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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