- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

hey hey apple

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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