- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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