knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Steve Jobs is alive.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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