Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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