- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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