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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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