Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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You are joking right?

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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