Why did the chicken cross the road...

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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