What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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