- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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