What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

how do you call someone? use a phone

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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