why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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