- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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