Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Antijokes...

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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A sober Irish individual.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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