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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

gay pom...

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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