- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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