Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Jack Stevens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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