What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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