- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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