caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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NEVER

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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