- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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