What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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