Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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