- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Roses are red, yup.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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