- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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