Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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