Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

womens rights.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

antonio has a penis head.lol

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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