Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Anti Joke

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