- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A fat guy!

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

i'm hard

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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