- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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