- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

what are you mike bibby?

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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