- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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