I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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sky silverstein

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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