How do you spell eight? 8

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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360 NO SCOPE

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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How you know when dislextic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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