- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

why dont they make black forks

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

say it ten times fast: oh

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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