Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Obama

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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